I'm Shaya Lonnie, and these are my Horcruxes. I made them out of the hearts of readers, and I shine them with your tears.
You might know me as the author of such fanfics as The Debt of Time, Safe Word is Devil's Snare, Presque Toujours Pur, and several other stories that my readers have frighteningly screamed in your face the first time you said "Who's that?" or "I'm new to fanfic."
I am known for obsessive details, cliffhangers, twisting canon, and luring readers into new ships like a siren, where I then feast upon the flesh of their hearts so that I may live forever.